Introducing Opera, the epitome of cutting-edge business practices! Get ready for an "unparalleled" experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of ethical conduct. Brace yourself for a journey into the world of predatory loans and the wonders of questionable VPN logging.
What is Opera?
Opera is a renowned web browser, an exquisite masterpiece that effortlessly combines the grace of browsing with the finesse of questionable business practices. Like a harmonious symphony of privacy concerns, Opera dances on the thin line between innovation and eyebrow-raising maneuvers.
AWESOME FEATURES
Beyond its mediocre design, Opera brings little to no extra performance and multiple privacy concerns to desktop and mobile browsers. Take a look at its exclusive built-in features and see why you shouldn't be using Opera.
The Chinese consortium, known for their unparalleled respect for user privacy, has graciously lent their expertise to Opera, ensuring that every click you make is thoroughly scrutinized and monetized. Forget about pesky notions like online privacy or personal data protection, because with Opera, you'll feel like you have your very own Chinese surveillance agent right in your browser.
Get ready for a delightful surprise as we effortlessly transmit your data to one of our servers. It's like a magical teleportation trick, where your information disappears from your device and reappears on our servers. Brace yourself for the enchanting sensation of having your location data transmitted without your knowledge or consent. Who needs to keep their whereabouts a secret when you can let the world know exactly where you are at all times? It's like having your own personal GPS tracker!
NOTE: Spyware.Neocities provides unreasonable threat models, please take this with a grain of salt
Forget about the tedious process of choosing your own default browser. We know that decision-making can be overwhelming, so we've taken it upon ourselves to make the choice for you. With Opera's thoughtful installation process, we ensure that you never have to worry about making those pesky decisions again. Who needs freedom of choice when you can have the sheer convenience of Opera taking the reins?
Say goodbye to privacy and hello to transparency with Opera's VPN. We believe that your online activities deserve to be documented and shared with the world. Who needs personal boundaries and data protection when you can let it all hang out for everyone to see? Embrace the excitement of knowing that your private information is in safe hands... or maybe not so safe, but who's counting? And who cares? It's not even a VPN LOL!
You'll be captivated by our unmatched predatory loan system, designed to drain your financial resources faster than you can say "bankruptcy." Who needs financial stability when you can indulge in a thrilling rollercoaster ride of never-ending debt? We believe in keeping you on your toes, or rather, on the edge of complete financial ruin.
Did you know that all modern builds of Opera are forks of Chromium? Yes, that's right! We've taken the popular Chromium engine and sprinkled a dash of Opera magic on top. But don't let that fool you into thinking that our proclaimed performance benefits are anything more than smoke and mirrors. In reality, the differences are so minuscule that you'd need a microscope to detect them!
One, you did NOT read the TOS Second, I wrote gullible on the ceiling
Ok but every company logs my data
This is way worse than data logging and you know it
They're based in Norway!
That won't stop the CCP, come on now
Why should I trust your sources?
I have provided a lot of links for my claims. If you wish to deny said claims because [SITE] is not trustworthy, I suggest you conduct your own research
Browser look good and have cool features tho :(
The browser itself is pretty solid, Take out the telemetry and its pretty good But being an opera fanboy is not a valid response
Twitter man funny
Remember, corporations are not your friend But, before you lash out at me, the people behind the social media account are still people, please do not harass them in any shape or form, this site is only for putting dirt on the company, not the people. I say, give the social media team support, they are not the bad guy
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